Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
having edgy ocs is soooo embarassing like yeah this is johnny... he.. kills people... yeah with a knife and theres blood and stuff yeah... sorry i know...
if we r talking about machines today i love looking at the insides of old transistor radios theyre like a junk drawer that someone used tetris skills to fit as many buttons wires and string inside. sometimes theyre like miniature towns too and its all packaged in box you can listen to sounds on isnt that incredible
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i want to smoke crack with her
Grandmama ATE this
Nothing compares
I am OBSESSED with this
Sometimes I can’t wait to be old and fabulous
Anonymous asked:
this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????
joy-crimes answered:
and who made him king of the stephens anyways????
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior
everytime i listen to tchaikovsky (idc how basic it is, swan lake) it's like has anyone ever heard of this it's good music it's so good why isn't everyone talking about it does anyone know TCHAIKOVSKY SWAN LAKE it's such good music hey you should give tchaikovsky a listen it will change your life yelling
i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i've got this business idea and it's to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i've hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i've got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn't really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it's just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i'm pretty sure i've got tinnitus now but on the upside i've got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.
Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps